Part 2: Lunacy
Chapter 6: Launching a Chain
Launching a Chain
The Blockchain Gold Rush
Everyone wants to launch their own blockchain. The allure of being a "founder" of a new financial ecosystem is intoxicating.
Why Launch a Chain?
Legitimate Reasons
- Technical innovation: New consensus mechanisms
- Specific use cases: Tailored for particular industries
- Geographic needs: Regional requirements
- Community building: Serving niche audiences
Questionable Reasons
- Quick money: Token sales and pre-mines
- Ego: Being a "blockchain founder"
- Control: Centralized authority under decentralization guise
- Speculation: Creating new gambling vehicles
The Chain Launch Playbook
Step 1: The Whitepaper
- Copy Bitcoin's whitepaper structure
- Add buzzwords: "Web3", "metaverse", "AI-powered"
- Promise impossible scalability
- Use complex mathematics to sound legitimate
Step 2: The Team
- Find anonymous "experts"
- Create fake LinkedIn profiles
- Claim partnerships with major companies
- Hire "advisors" for credibility
Step 3: The Token Sale
- Set an arbitrary hard cap
- Create artificial scarcity
- Promise 100x returns
- Use marketing hype over substance
Step 4: The Launch
- Deploy on AWS (decentralized!)
- Create a fancy block explorer
- Pay exchanges for listings
- Organize "community" events
The Reality Check
Most new chains are:
- Technologically unnecessary: Could be built on existing chains
- Economically unsustainable: No real value proposition
- Centrally controlled: Despite claims of decentralization
- Speculative vehicles: Pure gambling mechanisms
Successful Chain Criteria
A new chain is only justified if it:
- Solves a real technical problem
- Has genuine community support
- Offers unique value propositions
- Maintains true decentralization
The Chain Graveyard
Hundreds of chains have failed. Learn from their mistakes before launching your own.